THE STODDARD SEVEN: January 2013

Cute Quotes

Elle - "Mom, we have to be careful not to get Judy (her friend) sick, because she might get ramonia." (pneumonia).
Jake wanted to eat some fruitcake that I thought had alcohol in it. After I realized it didn't, I told him he could have some. And he said, "But mom, I thought it had hacolocol."
Another one from Elle - "Mom, your mean face is funny."
During a primary talk, Elle called the brass plates the "grass" plates. : )
Elle tonight at dinner - "Witch, b**ch. Mommy, those rhyme." Me - "Uh, yes, they do, but we shouldn't say that, it's not a nice word." Elle - "Yeah, witches aren't very nice are they?"
Elle showed Bud her school picture and said, "Don't you love my cuteness?"
Jacob - "I think I'm having a growth spout." Me - "I think you mean a growth spurt."